
So I bought a new Sims game for my cell. I mentioned once before that I had one on my Palm, but I finished that one. Now I have a new one and I SWEAR this is how some folks describe their marriages, right before they divorce ...
I am a female. I have 5 friends; 3 girls, 2 guys. I have to talk, gossip, tell jokes to get them to like me, once they do I get money and fall in love with them. Every time. (And no, she isn't a prositute. :-)
I can choose to sleep with any one of my friends, whenever I want. However, eventually I MUST get married. If I marry ANY of the guys I have to divorce immediately, at no cost (I take that to mean it's the wrong person) but when I marry a woman, although I am not forced to divorce, if I TRY to divorce I get a "You can't afford to do that" message.
The very first thing I MUST do is learn to cook. If I don't my stove actually catches fire.
I have a ... husband named Penny. Penny is dressed in a tank top and black jeans and has really big feet. (I wear a dress, ponytail and tiny feet.) She NEVER talks to me. She stands in the kitchen and stares at the wall. Always. Even when I invite someone over. I work all day (and am coincidentally the only one that brings in any money) but when I come home I have to cook dinner. Not that she ever eats with me, she's busy ignoring me by staring at the wall. I have to initiate all conversations (and any other thing we do) with her and everyone else.
Apparently I my purpose in life is to buy better things and upgrade my friends so I get more money from them and better jobs. I already have a plasma tv and guitar. Next up I get a new party room, when I can afford it. So I can buy more affections from my friends I'm guessing.
Sounds a bit too much like real life for me. Sorta curious as to what happens when they're all my friends and/or ex's. I don't age and I can't imagine we're vampires so ... ?
I found out today that I might actually have to keep my blogroll up to date 'cuz danged if bloglines isn't down tonight. :o(
AND ... if anyone is interested ... National Do Not Call Registry. You can sign up either - or both - your home or mbl number.
Happy Friday all.
2 comments:
I think you kitty just look like a black panther!
Pretty kitty!
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