"I am 33% stupid"

I stole this meme from San and wanted to see exactly what percentage of stupid I am.

1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.

3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.

4. [ ] I’ve seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don’t get it.

5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

6. [X] I have caught something on fire. purposely

7. [X] I’ve told a cop to buzz off and gotten screwed for it. I passed a copy on the hwy doing 54 with people lined up behind him. I was doing 56, he pulled me over and gave me a ticket. And actually said that I was "making him look bad".

8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my
mouth.

9. [X] I have thought of something funny that happened yesterday, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. I am constantly amused by people and what happens around me so I'm usually laughing a lot.

10. [X] I’ve caught myself drooling. During sleep. Or while looking at any Brad Pitt movie.

11. [ ] I’ve accidentally caused an explosion.

12. [ ] If someone says the word “fart”, I can’t help but laugh.

13. [X] I’ve been into a “Do Not Enter” one way road plenty of times. every road downtown is a 1 way.

14. [X] Sometimes I just…stop thinking, & zone out. yup. and then I laugh. Unless I'm doing it while driving o'course.

15. [ ] Is it POSSIBLE to lick your elbow?

16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.

17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

18. [ ] People often tell me to use my “inside voice”

19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math.

21. [ ] I’ve jumped off a moving bicycle.

22. [ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

23. [ ] I’m taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I’m scared of what they threaten will happen if I don’t.

25. [X] I’ve removed my pants when I was with friends.

26. [X] I’ve ran around naked when I was with friends. maybe not "ran around", but I've gotten body piercings with my friends there. heh.

27. [ ] I’ve searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

28. [ ] I break a lot of things.

29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.

30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I’m confused.

31. [X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I’m talking about.

32. [X] I’ve fallen out of my chair before. only when drunk, and laughing

33. [ ] When I’m laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. I do this while I'm looking at clouds tho.

Tally up your number of x’s. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as “I am __% stupid”.

Well, now that I know exactly HOW stupid I am, all I can say is ... Thanks a LOT San! :o)